Sunday, April 26, 2015

Eventful Saturday!!

Eventful Day!

Yesterday was a packed day of so many exciting things!  The day can be summarized in three major events…
1.      Dutch Reformed Market.   As Mel and I wrote about back in March, we had another opportunity to go the market to pick up some souvenirs from our time spent here in Zambia.  Although it was the same market, it seemed as though there was so many different things! 
2.     Munda Wanga Environmental Park.  After a couple of hours at the Dutch Reformed Market we headed to Munda Wanga, a wildlife sanctuary and botanical garden about 30 minutes from Lusaka.  We were invited to the park by Pastor Sargent because it was the annual family fun day there for all the WELS pastors, their families, and the missionaries. 

Mrs. Birner, Molly, Mel and I arrived just in time for devotion and the lunch.  We were told it was a potluck with very delicious African food and so Mel and I thought we would contribute apple slices and a peanut butter dip… Unfortunately not many took the dip most likely because they weren’t quite sure what it was or what it was used for.    

After lunch we met up with a tour guide who walked us through the park and shared some educational facts about the animals.  We enjoyed many sights such as baboons, monkeys, zebras, bushbuck, bushpig, camels, caracals, crocodiles, tortoises, dik-diks, duiker, rabbits, porcupines, warthogs, mongoose, lions, and much more!  The lions were a huge hit and we even saw two of them being fed a nice fly-infested slab of meat.  After watching some lionesses munch on lunch, we walked down to see a few more in a different cage.  As we watched the lions basking in the sun up on a large platform, the tour guide gave us survival tips if we ever game face to face with a lion in the wild.  I thought this might be extremely valuable information to share!

1.       Make eye contact with the lion and never ever turn your back on it.  It will take the opportunity to pounce!
2.     Make yourself look bigger than you are.  Raise your arms above your head and wave them.  You can even hold up a jacket, blanket, small child, anything to make yourself look big and intimidating.
3.     Make loud, confident noises to show the lion you are not afraid. 
4.     Back away slowly until the lion is no longer in sight. 
5.     I personally thought he missed one strategy and that would be PRAY! I sure would be saying a lot of prayers for safety and contentment if I came face to face with a lion…
Although the environmental park was nothing like the Milwaukee Zoo, we enjoyed seeing the animals so up close!  Most of the animals were eating within five feet of the fence and we were able to get some close-up pictures.  It was a beautiful day that we were able to spend with some pretty amazing people!     
3.     Lost IN Lusaka.  We left the park around 4:00 and headed for home.  We had no idea how bad the traffic would be or how long it would take us to get home.  Mrs. Birner was doing everything in her power to make sure we didn’t get stuck in a traffic jam.  We tried every side street after side street to find a way around the major traffic-congested areas but we couldn’t find our way around.  We drove and drove until we realized we were pretty lost.  This is when the giggles started… Here is just a few conversations we had with either ourselves or some of the locals. 
-           Conversation within the car: Hey, the sun sets in the west so we know that is the west! (That helps us in no way because we don’t know which direction we are supposed to be going!)
-          Asking a local walking along the road:  Excuse me, where are we?  Can you tell us how to get the Lusaka?  Local woman, “Bahaha you are in Lusaka!”  Well, can you tell us how to get to Crossroads Mall?  (Blank stares and confused look)  Is it that way?  Local woman, “Yes, yes!”  Begin driving “that way” with no idea where, when or if to turn.  Not very helpful…
-          Asking another local brother and sister:  Excuse me, can you tell us what compound we are in?  “Avocado”  (At this point I had lost it in the back seat with Mel because they were selling avocados)  Molly’s response was, “Oh, avocado…”  The two smiled back with great delight and we tried asking again.  Needless to say it wasn’t a productive conversation. 
-          The last woman we asked was very helpful and pointed us in the right direction.  Unfortunately we were so turned around that we stopped listening to her instructions after her first suggestion to “take a right”.  We had to giggle because we realized after taking that right that we should have listened because we ended up right where started! 
All in all it took us about 4.5 hours to get home after getting lost.  Ok, we stopped at an Irish Pub for some appetizers so celebrate knowing where we were.  We had so many laughs, happy tears, and another great day in Lusaka.  Molly and Mrs. Birner are both heading off on different adventures starting next week.  We are going to miss them dearly!  They have been so kind in letting us tag along and inviting us places with them.   Thanking God for the kind people here who have made this opportunity possible! 

            Today was another adventure and Mel will be sharing about the amazing foods we were able to try today!  I think America needs to try this sometime… If you are intrigued check out the blog tomorrow!  Have a wonderful rest of your Sunday!

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